
Kieran Gale
MC | Character Comedian | Theatre Maker | Improviser | Poet

'Stranded' won the open entry prize at the ZineWest 2016 launch
Stranded
Argh!
What havok.
To be stranded on an island as I am
The sun scorching down on my neck.
It's bright light a weight 'pon my shoulders
I am fixed in location.
Shipwrecked.
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I am damned on this one palm plantation
Surrounded by ocean
Transfixed by her motion
As waves invade my white sandy nation
I'm awash in the throws of commotion...
She tempts me thirst
But what is worse than this ebb-flow curse
I think, is this tree drinks
Yet bares
Not Fruit!
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Cute.
Though my bones bulge forth from a starved skin casing
I cast more shade than she.
With my eyes I cast shades of contempt
At it.
Only to reel in rebuttle.
The form? A coconut scuffle.
That falls
Nay flies
Nay, with gall, tries
To hit me!
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But misses.
Yet it does not crack.
Not it's hard shell
Nor my leathered flesh head.
Instead, tis a crab
Who misroams in it's scuttle
He, perforated
Dies.
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Dead.
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If only it were me!
To be shot.
Shot-put
And put from this lifs misery...
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One day would come a crew of pirates
To Skeleton Sea,
To see my bones so irate
They'd write
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Here lies he
Who once lay shaded
In the bend of a pine
And died jaded
Killed by time
And a rogue coconut.
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No rum to numb
His discontent
No gun to end
His hot lament
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May they sign my tombstone thusly.
In the bark
With their blades
And in their imagination
I'd be reborn
Once more.
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~ ~ ~
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I am still.
Still alive,
But still.
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I stare unaware
To blue meetings
Far off
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I write this letter
On a tatter
Of cloth
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And pray
That it reaches good greeting.
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I am stranded.
Should have buried me back when we landed.