
Kieran Gale
MC | Character Comedian | Theatre Maker | Improviser | Poet
Unpublished Work
Birthday Song
This poem is to be read/sung to the melody of 'Waltzing Matilda' by Banjo Patterson. It is an Australian alternative to the Birthday Song and should be substituted with the persons name, age, and activites they enjoy. These are indicated in bold. As it is my poem, I have written this version for me!
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On this day 32 Years ago,
Kieran made his debut show.
Now he's one more year on,
He's an even bigger moron.
And we're all here to celebrate,
The Birthday of our special mate.
He may not be around to long
If he keeps Performing Silly Shows at this rate.
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Three cheers for Kieran,
Three cheers for Kieran.
I left your gift at home I swear
I'll bring it next year
And I'm sorry about the mess I made
I'll take your secrets to the grave.
Three cheers for Kieran
Hip Hip Hooray